Episode 96 - "Getting All Your Ducks in a Row"
DYNAMIC BANTER! with Mike & Steve
Headgum and Dynamic Banter
4.9 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 13 April 2018
⏱️ 72 minutes
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Summary
Mike and Steve discuss the idiom "getting all your ducks in a row", what pool halls smell like, and Mike tries out some new stand up material on Steve.
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| 0:00.0 | This is a head gum podcast. |
| 0:28.4 | I was in an Uber the other day. |
| 0:30.4 | Beer. |
| 0:31.4 | And my driver was so incredibly nice. |
| 0:34.4 | Oh, that's nice. |
| 0:35.4 | And he said, what do you do? |
| 0:38.4 | And I said, I'm a comedian. |
| 0:39.4 | And I said, what do you do? |
| 0:40.4 | He said, I'm a musician. |
| 0:41.4 | And I just moved out here. |
| 0:43.4 | And I said, man, you're so nice. |
| 0:45.4 | I would love to check out your music. |
| 0:47.4 | And then I checked it out. |
| 0:48.4 | And it was like the most Uber driver music. |
| 0:53.4 | Can I just tell you really quick, Mike? |
| 0:56.4 | And I'm going to need you to forgive me before you continue. |
| 0:59.4 | Sure. |
| 1:00.4 | I just started recording our video right now. |
| 1:02.4 | That's okay. |
| 1:03.4 | I haven't said anything. |
| 1:04.4 | Okay, great, great. |
| 1:05.4 | And we also haven't said, welcome to the dynamic banter. |
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