Episode 96: Cotton Buds

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.9 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 30 April 2019

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

JF and DB get absolutely psycho on this track. Check it out. New Kickstarters on it. And a bunch of other stuff, too. There's a desk that's a speaker, I remember that much.Music for YKS is thanks to our nice friends Lydia Burrell, Craig Dickman, and Mark Brendle. For more ways to feel good, and never bad, and always thinking about how to have fun, check out patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. Thank you.

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0:00.0	Oh no they hit another YKS.
0:04.4	Look out here comes another YKS.
0:07.0	Time to find out why YKS.
0:09.2	Sit down and listen to the mic and JF.
0:11.6	Oh no, they get another YK s now you got to hear another yk s time to
0:16.5	find out why yk s put your headphones on it's yk s Hey Mike, hey Jay-F, so I was just sitting listening to episode 93 here and what you know it,
0:32.2	as soon as
0:33.0	jayev said that he had a Google alert set up for something
0:36.0	my phone started doing the Google
0:39.6	Voice command so thanks for that little bit of technocratic dread.
0:47.0	Love the show. Keep it up.
0:50.0	Bye.
0:52.0	Hey, Google. Bye. I guess my serie impression is working even when I'm not trying
1:03.5	Don't don't get off the fucking episode it's not cute it's not cute it's not cute and
1:09.7	we can't pay you he's fucking talking over there. He's doing a bit. It's doing a bit. If that didn't pick up, if it didn't pick up, it said, oh, I guess my Syrian impression is working, even if I'm not trying or some shit like he's trying to be cool and he's like
1:24.1	can do an impression of a toast or two and then he what did toast pop up and the toast pop-up
1:28.3	sound yeah then did you do typewriter too I think that's what happens on toast.
1:34.0	They ever made toast? I have not made toast. I smelled it a lot.
1:38.0	They do the typewriter.
1:39.0	Tightening in my left arm.
1:42.0	I didn't care for that when he popped in and did his own little bit. I was
1:47.1	trying to do a bit my own self to let everybody's things go off.
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