Episode 956: Smells Like A YMCA.

Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith

Comedy, Society & Culture, Arts

4.9 • 629 Ratings

🗓️ 12 December 2022

⏱️ 90 minutes

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Summary

Matt makes a new friend in Mia or is it Isabella? The boys measure their junk... mail numbers. Does anyone eat a goddamn goose for dinner anymore? We get a "he did what?!" scoopmail and play jock vs nerd scoopardy trivia.

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0:00.0	Oh yeah.
0:04.6	It's time to thank you the ice cream truck drivers.
0:08.7	The ice cream truck drivers, they go over to preaching fun.com, and they sign up to be ice cream truck drivers.
0:14.2	We're recording this show out of date.
0:17.4	We're recording it as a bank show so I don't have a new list in front of me yet.
0:20.3	But thank you.
0:21.8	You sexy, sexy ice cream truck drivers.
0:25.1	You know who you are.
0:27.2	That one guy from Smashing Pumpkins.
0:28.7	Yeah, you're an ice cream truck driver.
0:30.4	You know it.
0:31.5	That's right.
0:32.5	If you want to be an ice cream truck driver, normally this would be the part where I would thank you by name.
0:38.2	Head over to preaching fun.com.
0:39.8	Yeah.
0:40.5	Sign up to be an ice cream truck driver.
0:43.1	Deliver that motherfucking ice cream to people's motherfucking earholes.
0:46.9	Who knows?
0:48.3	The life you save could be your own.
0:53.0	Let's do a show.
0:55.1	Hey Johnny, do you want to go to an ice cream social?
0:58.9	Yeah, I'd love to.
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