I said, welcome to, welcome to, welcome to,

welcome to, welcome to, welcome to, the dirty sports podcast. I'm your host Andy

Ruther coming to you live from Cincinnati Ohio with my co-host Los Angeles

California Joey, no chill right now. Hello, Andy. Morning. Morning. What's going on, man? What's new?

What's new? What was what was the weekend? A weekend was a fun kind of Thursday. Obviously

left early to go down to the desert. That's why we did a podcast last Wednesday.

Last night played golf on our way to Palm Springs on Thursday in Riverside. It was hell of a hot.

We got caught behind some yellow fools playing the golf tournament. We almost had a fight in the

parking lot. We went on to Palm Springs. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. It's a long story. I don't even want

to really like, we ended up playing like a five hour round and by the end of the round we'd like

actually jumped the group in front of us. And I think the group in front of us smartly realized

that there was no one behind us. It was like 100 something degrees in Riverside. So it's like,

if you don't get out there by 9 a.m. or whatever, you're just going to be sweltering. We didn't

tee off till 10 20. There's literally no one behind us. I think the group in front of us realized

that and was just like, we're not in any rush. Let's let these guys go and we can take our sweet

ass time. We could hit two balls, whatever. So we passed them because we had places to go and

people to see. So then we realized why they were taking so long as the group in front of them

was just disasters in some sort of golf tournament. But these guys could not play golf at all.

And I'm a guy who has a high tolerance for patients because I am relatively new to the game.

So it's like, if you suck, whatever, I always say just suck faster. But these guys were like

taking their sweet ass time and then they get on the last hole. And there's just like the whole

tournament is like, for some reason, like waiting on the 18th green. And then we're like up about,

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