You are listening to the Enormo Cast.

Look, folks, we all know that ice climbing is a miserable cold endeavor punctuated by small spikes of joy mostly when it's over.

But if you're planning on heading to the famous Ice Park in Urae, Colorado, to climb out

yourself loathing, why not up the Joy ratio by staying in the B-Spad in Hotel and Spa?

Imagine, after your third round of screaming bar fees, you can retire to their vapor cave and

soaking pool for a quote, strange, dark, steamy underworld soaking experience.

The V-Sbodin is affordable luxury in your array.

In fact, if you climb in your array and don't stay there,

you are totally blowing it.

Discounts all winter, go to v Spodden Hot Springs.com for more information.

Once again, that's v Spodden Hot Springs.com.

It's really the only way you'll find me ice climbing.

Does your partner suffer from tried-again syndrome? Or one hangitis, or even worse, delusional performance disorder well there really isn't a cure for

d.p.

except for a good smackdown but it does probably mean that you've been belaying them

for hours and hours on end and are now suffering from

bnp or belayer neck pain. A stiffness in the cervical spine just below the

occipital region of your

cure for BMP resulting from DPD.

Ask your doctor about ballet specs.

And when he doesn't know what the hell you're talking about,

just smile and tucked up prescription for opiates away for your next overseas plane flight.

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