Episode 95: Epic Fails
Mormon and the Meth-Head
Aaron Woodall Jessa Reed
4.8 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 19 November 2019
⏱️ 104 minutes
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<p>Everybody makes mistakes. From mispronouncing names to keistering Purell, today we're talking about dumb things we've done both in professional and, um, campfire settings? Idk, Aaron's got a lot of Boy Scout stories for some reason. Meanwhile Jessa tells the story of The Tour That Never Was and a pilot that never got off the ground.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>
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| 1:39.8 | work. Tim correct me he said it's Epstein. I said Epstein he said Epstein. Yeah. I second-guess every word someone I got criticized for saying Nietzsche and now I'm like I don't know what anything is what's if it's not Nietzsche what is like newsha or something newsha no one of my life has ever said no, she. I've never heard anyone say noosha. |
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