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Ross Patterson Revolution!

Episode 949 - Yes, And? For SpongeBob

Ross Patterson Revolution!

Tetherball Academy Media

Entertainment News, News, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.92.2K Ratings

🗓️ 16 January 2024

⏱️ 97 minutes

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Summary

Ariana Grande's new song wonders aloud why people care she broke up SpongeBob's marriage, a sex mutilation cult in England has been discovered and the details are insane, and the Emmys were actually good again.


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0:00.0

It's time.

0:02.0

The uh, ladies and gentlemen,

0:07.0

welcome to the Ross

0:10.0

Patterson Revolution!

0:15.0

brought to you by Ghost bed.

0:20.0

com! Come!

0:30.0

Welcome to the Revolucian Buenos Aires everyone! I usually close with that, but I'm going to open with that because we're in jackets and I don't want there to be any confusion that we're not shooting this in the afternoons. We definitely are.

0:41.0

However, it looks like you and I are about to trek through the Andes at

0:45.2

nights yeah all bundled up here Texas is doing Texas things today God forbid the

0:51.1

weather get anywhere underneath 90 or above 95 and the electrical grid water

0:59.1

all that's that shit just kind of shuts down here So currently we don't have heat at the office,

1:05.2

we don't have water at the office.

1:07.4

We get these fun things called Boyle Notices,

1:10.0

which I'm gonna be honest is a load of shit. I used to drink out of an old dirty hose in the backyard in Georgia where it was brown. The water was brown. We're all going to be fine. No one's going to die from AIDS or whatever fucking weird disease the government's trying to tell you we're going to get

1:26.8

Well, talk to flint about any of that. Yeah, just talk to flint about I did I've got so you talked to fl Flint we did um funny story for you I think you were here for that though

1:36.1

actually and I don't know if the bottle made it here so we we talked to a bunch of people from

1:41.2

Flint on a drinking bros episode and then they gave us a

1:44.0

a mason jar of Flint water. It was on our set forever. It had a light yellowish tint to it's brownish little bits nothing we could die over any who's

1:57.6

had a few shots that night hang on had a few shots that night with the people who brought

2:02.4

it in.

2:03.2

It's gonna be hard. And we all took a sip. We all took a sip out of it that night.

2:07.6

Oh, did you? All of us were fine. Nobody died.

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