I said welcome to, welcome to, welcome to,

Welcome to the dirty sports podcast. I'm your host Andy Ruther coming to you live from

Cincinnati, Ohio with my co-host from New York, Joey. No show,

preno. Hello, Andy. Good afternoon, Joey.

Oh, yeah, yes, it is. We've just crossed into the afternoon here in our

same time zones. Yeah, man, stick around. I'm totally

down for these being on the same time zone. Yeah. Honestly,

as a New Yorker born and bred, I am offended that Ohio is part of our time zone.

You guys are like, get the fuck in the central. How are we doing here?

How many times are we going to do this? I mean, you're more Chicago than you are in New York.

What are we doing here? You guys, in the summer, you guys just have like daylight till 10 p.m.

Yeah, for real. Get, get fucked. Like, like no joke, no joke, it'll be,

there'll be light out till 9.45 tonight. That's crazy.

That's crazy. Don't be jealous, man. I'm listening. Don't be jealous of that sunlight we get.

Listen, my, my, my presidential campaign may have not gone anywhere. Maybe we have to downsize

and I go for some sort of Senator position or something like that. But if I ever get in the

government office, the first thing will be, you know, get Ohio into the central time zone.

Yeah, but like, then I'll work. Actually, the first thing will be no more military boarding

planes first, but then weird. Ohio in the central. So, so hold on. I think triggers me more

than that. That's, that's become my number one life trigger. I don't know. I don't know. I'd argue,

I'd argue that I have people promoting false. Yeah, I'm a top five. I'm a top five. Swifties,

uh, fake NBA ratings narratives, military boarding the plane first Cincinnati being in the

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