Episode 94: Andrew Santino & The Purry Gates

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All Things Comedy

Comedy, Society & Culture, Stand-up

4.8 • 15.6K Ratings

🗓️ 7 June 2017

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

Bobo does T-Rex arms. Santino is not a desk bitch. We talk favorite worst movies, blow up babies, and the Poway High School Hall of Fame. Watch Andrew Santino's standup special "Home Field Advantage" and catch him on the new series "I'm Dying Up...

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0:00.0	The 4, 3 2 1, two, one.
0:23.0	Hey, hey, everybody, can you hear the beat, every can you feel the heat?
0:27.0	Hey, everybody can hear the beat, I gotta start over, baby, I wrote a song.
0:32.0	Hey, hey everybody can hear the beat and everybody can feel the heat.
0:37.0	Hey everybody can feel the heat.
0:38.0	Hey everybody can heat.
0:40.0	You laugh.
0:41.0	You can't hear the heat.
0:42.0	Okay.
0:43.0	All right, I'm gonna want me to introduce to
0:47.0	I'm starting over.
0:48.0	Do it again.
0:49.0	Yeah, yeah, I'm starting over now.
0:50.0	Yeah, because well you fucked up twice.
0:52.0	No, because they're laughing, all right?
0:53.0	We'll do once clean. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, everybody, hey, everybody,
0:57.6	can you hear the beat, everybody can you feel the heat? Hey, everybody can you hear the beat.
1:01.8	Everybody can you feel the heat? Hey, can you hear the be everybody can you feel the heat?
1:03.2	Hey, Wolfgang, I'm a dais, slept King in the house,
1:08.1	sleep bitty snap, cool cat, sleep, snap, snap, snapp, Everybody, what we got here is going on here is, we got Kalele Kune, my girlfriend.
1:19.0	Yeah, I slap, snap, snap, snap, snap, we slap that.
1:21.0	We got Jungle Monkey.
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