Episode 935 - Andrew Johnston

Stop Podcasting Yourself

Graham Clark and Dave Shumka

Comedy

4.9 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 17 February 2026

⏱️ 104 minutes

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Comedian Andrew Johnston joins us to talk celebrity documentaries, broken bones, and wrestler butts.

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0:00.0	Hi, he's Dave Shumka.
0:10.6	And he's Graham Clark.
0:11.9	And together we host.
0:13.3	Stop podcasting yourself.
0:15.0	Woo!
0:27.1	Hello, everybody. Welcome to episode number 935 of stop podcasting yourself.
0:34.3	My name's Graham, and with me as always, is a man who, fresh haircut, fresh shirt I don't think I've seen before, fresh whole look, Mr. Dave Shumka.
0:35.7	Shirt's not fresh haircut?
0:37.3	Couldn't be fresher. My first time.
0:39.8	Doing it myself. No. Really? Mm-hmm. Looks pretty good. That's okay. Yeah. Just straight up razor or do you do some clipping? A clipper. Well, like, clipper or clipper. Yeah, but no, no sniffing. You didn't want to give yourself bangs or anything like that?
0:53.8	I did a little up more, up more.
0:56.4	I'm trying.
0:58.0	Oh. but no, no sniffing. You didn't want to give yourself bangs or anything like that? I did a little,
0:56.3	Upmore, Upmore.
0:56.8	I'm trying.
1:00.0	Classic joke from my childhood.
1:02.2	What is that?
1:03.0	What is the jokes?
1:06.0	There's this boy named Upmore.
1:08.5	And you can only imagine where it goes from there.
1:09.0	Yes.
1:29.6	And yeah, so I did, it looks good. I did the clippers against the grain on the sides with the grain on the top. I watched a video. Yeah. And then Abby tidied me out. That's, well, that's as good as, look how the money is saved. I know. Um, our guest today, first time guest here on the podcast.
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