Episode 934: Monster Truck My Bagel.

Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith

Comedy, Society & Culture, Arts

4.9 • 629 Ratings

🗓️ 26 September 2022

⏱️ 99 minutes

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Summary

After a brief attack at the Churn, we forge on and Paul tries a weird soda. Matt has an unpleasant experience at a new Bagel place and then has an unpleasant experience outside a bagel place. Paul cleans up his laundry room and Matt teaches a corporate improv workshop for Carpenter's Union. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs. Nerd.

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0:00.0	It's that time again.
0:05.2	Time to thank those ice cream truck drivers.
0:08.0	The ice cream truck drivers that head over to preaching fun.com.
0:11.6	That's where they go to sign up to be ice cream truck drivers.
0:15.6	The ones I'd like to think today are Jake Schneider, Jonathan, full cream scoop, and ice blue scoop.
0:22.2	If you want to be an ice cream truck driver, and oh boy, do I hope you do, head over to
0:27.3	preaching fun.com. That is where you can sign up to be an ice cream truck driver.
0:32.7	Besides, if you don't have an ice cream truck driver, then how the fuck do you get your ice cream?
0:38.1	No further questions, Your Honor.
0:39.9	Boom.
0:41.3	I'm better than Alex Jones attorneys.
0:46.5	That's just factual.
0:48.1	You know, I'm not sorry for ordering a rocket pop every time.
0:50.6	I'm not sorry for it.
0:51.8	I'm not sorry.
0:53.7	As your doctor, you should be. No, I don't care. I'm not sorry. As your doctor, you should be.
0:55.8	No, I don't care.
0:56.9	I don't know.
0:58.6	You liberals love to eat your otter pops
1:01.9	and all of you want, you know,
1:03.5	you want those...
1:04.4	Shut up, Alex Jones!
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