Hi, he's Dave Shumka.

And he's Graham Clark.

And together we host.

Stop podcasting yourself.

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Hello, everybody. Welcome to episode number 932 of Stop Podcasting yourself.

My name's Graham Clark.

And with me, as always, is a man who, like me, I assume, is loving these foggy, foggy nights here in Vancouver.

Mr. Dave Schumka.

Do you like hearing the horns?

Yes, I like hearing the horns.

I like seeing the lights and how they refracting, like walking around like, Jack the Ripper.

Yeah, it does feel very Jack the Ripper at night.

I'm going around town on the Covellstone streets.

Did he rip or was I consider him more of a strangler?

He ripped. He did a big hook? I think he had a big hook. What did he rip with? With a guitar? Yeah. He was the first to do a solo. We're going to look up Jack the Ripper today. Didn't he use a knife? I thought he used a knife. I think he stabbed people or used a razor or something like that. Yeah. Yeah. Jack the Ripper. Weapon. Weapon of choice. Butcher's knife, surgical knife, or a dagger. Well, yeah, it's quite a ripper. Yeah. And he, if you go to London, England, you can't walk down the street without going on a Jack the Ripper tour. Was that, like, how they talked back then? They're like, oh, this guy's been ripping people. Some of you've been ripping people. Yeah, some of it's been ripping people all of. I never thought about that. Why is he called the Ripper? Listeners, send in any information you have about Jack the Ripper.

Like who he is, his identity, if you think you know?

Yeah.

Did they use DNA to find it?

I think they settled on a guy that it was not as exciting as the, like somebody thought it was a royalty.

Yeah, something thought it was Shakespeare.

Our guest today, as far as we know, not Jack the Ripper.

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