And welcome back to the 87th annual West Chesterfield Cripet show with your hosts Flintman, and Delbert Ketchum.

Welcome back to the 87th annual Westchester Field

Cripton Club, Freakshow.

It is amazing to be here. It is amazing to see all of nature's most

insane abnormalities here on display today. That's right Delbert, we've got a fine selection of all kinds of

crazy cryptids today. They are going to be vying for the prestigious award, the Blue Ribbon of the Westchester Field 2014

Cipton Club Best in Shown. 2014 Cripty

Cripty Club Best In Show.

Right, you are, Flint.

Now, we've already finished competition

for the airborne Criptids,

but I'll tell you what my favorite has and always will be the

cryptids that are bound to the earth. These are the walkers, the crawlers, and the rollers.

That's right, Delbert.

It's been 20 years since a roller won the competition,

and it's going to be tough competition for anyone going against any of these fair unfair

cryptids.

Oh you hit the nail on the head plant.

I hate to cut you off there, Delbert, but we've got them coming out now.

Here's the parade of land-dwelling catch.

Oh, look at them. They are such fine examples of whatever it is they are.

Marley days in the cryptic club, we called this a hobos nightmare.

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