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Episode 93 - Bad Luck Captain Phillips in a Sundress: The Sole Survivor from Rod Serling's Night Gallery

Oral Presentations

Chris Wood

Science, Comedy, Education

5.0868 Ratings

🗓️ 7 January 2022

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Summary

Starting off 2022 w/ a Rod Serling Deep Cut.

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0:00.0

And the Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to oilations Podcast. This is episode 93, and it's called The Soul Survivor,

0:28.0

aka Badlaw Captain Phillips in aundress. What's up?

0:33.0

I ran out for cigarettes, you know?

0:37.0

I don't go with the classic dad excuse here.

0:40.0

Like I don't know, I had to go out and no.

0:42.0

What's it been like two months? I don't know I had to go out now what's it been like two months I don't I had

0:44.3

circle back I hit lights like I remember when I was young my mom would like go out all

0:49.7

the time and that you like be out for hours and hours like all day. They come back and be like I had to do returns. So like yeah, dude. I had the I was at Boskoff doing returns. They were long lines. Okay? So we're back. How you been, dude? Thanks for stinking with me. I, uh, I need to lose, I lost like 30 pounds. Look, it's not important what I was doing okay how are you man you all

1:13.7

right I hope you okay I just need a little time to get things going you know

1:17.6

holiday season and all that flew by I don't miss it. Let's go

1:23.0

2022 dude here we go now anyway so this is episode 93 it's Rod Serling

1:30.3

Which if you actually want to stack this one with episode 50 like I remember I worked at a

1:37.6

gym in Westchester when I went to college and a handful of those dudes were doing

1:41.8

like heavy-duty steroids.

1:43.4

So they would do like, I don't know, a deck or whatever they had and then they were also shooting diabetes

1:48.0

medicine at the same time because I don't really, I mean I listened to him.

1:52.3

I remember it was like, I don't really I mean I listened to him. I remember it was like I don't know what 15 years ago I still remember this conversation a little bit or at least like how weird it was that

1:59.7

I was like wait what are you doing dude? You're stacking

2:02.3

Okay, so you're taking illegal steroids and then also, okay, diabetes medicine, huh? So it works, he was big as shit, you know? Who am I to say? No, I was over there just being like I skip rope here

2:14.6

thanks for coming but anyway if you're one of this is this story that we're doing the sole survivor

2:21.2

aka bad luck Captain Phillips in a sundress, is written by the guy from episode 50.

2:27.0

As Rod, I'm sorry, that's Rod Serling, the guy who wrote the Twilight Zone.

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