You know what this means?

In a world of nothing, a barren hills and cracked earth and once proud oceans drained to sand,

there will still be a monument to our existence, bleached by the sun perhaps

and blunted by time but everlasting. Because this man represents all that is eternal in the

human experience. The courage to stand for a nation when all others fail or turn away.

The strength to recognize the value of freedom

and to accept its cost no matter how great.

Through the curtain of the Aurora,

a comet blazes to herald his arrival

and his victories shall be transcribed

into every language known to history, including Klingah.

The Bradworth, Equerogi, and Hooter's chicken wing eating champion of the world,

eight-time Nathan's famous hot dog eating champion of the world.

The number one eater in the world I give you America itself.

TC and Jake.

Welcome to your

exclusive home of Jake's post-game

Cowboys' Thoughts.

That's right. You can't hear him anywhere else, folks.

It's a big victory for the boys.

We're breaking it down over the next three hours. I'm pretty hyped, dude. I'm not going to lie. You should be, dude. It's a big deal for me. Fucking sent Brady back on his shield, dude. That's right. That's exactly right. That's the stakes. you know if you can only win one game against him in his entire career, that was a good one to get.

That's a really good point.

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