Episode 922 - Knives Out

Ross Patterson Revolution!

Tetherball Academy Media

News, Comedy, Society & Culture, Entertainment News

5 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 28 September 2023

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

The police showed up to Britney Spears' house in response to her knife dancing, a wild boar is stalking and attacking a family in Texas, and Taylor Swift is definitely going to the Chiefs-Jets game this weekend.

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0:00.0	Oh ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Ross, new Patterson Revolution!
0:16.0	Ross you bike gospit.com!
0:23.0	Jamie!
0:25.0	What?
0:26.0	You did this to us.
0:28.0	What?
0:29.0	You did this to us today.
0:30.0	Did what?
0:31.0	Just this fucking heaviness, James.
0:35.0	Just the fucking heaviness, you know.
0:37.0	What are you talking about?
0:39.0	So last night if you were, if you happen to catch the weird live show we did, Jared had some new
0:45.0	personalized drinking bros skateboards.
0:48.0	We only made a hundred, sold a hundred.
0:51.0	If you were part of the show, it was super fucked up.
0:55.0	And we said, not only is this deleted, these boards will never exist again after this.
0:59.0	And you will never hear audio from this show.
1:01.0	Right.
1:02.0	In the middle of it, you decide to order Panda Express.
1:06.0	Best decision I've ever made, Bob.
1:09.0	Why is there no applause for that?
1:10.0	I almost, I tried to save you some Goon.
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