Episode 92 | "UFO UTi"

Victory Light with The Kid Mero

THE KID MERO

Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 653 Ratings

🗓️ 14 February 2025

⏱️ 50 minutes

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TODAY WE PUT ON OUR TIN-FOIL FITTEDS TO PROTECT US FROM THE 5G AIRWAVES SO WE CAN FREELY DISCUSS WHY CONSPIRACY THEORIES HAVE DOMINATED OUR CULTURE. COME FOR MYTHBUSTING RFK JR. AND STAY TO FIND OUT WHAT MINISTER FARRAKHAN UNCOVERED WHEN HE GOT BEAMED UP ONTO THE MOTHERWHEEL IN MEXICO IN 1985

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0:00.0	This is an I-Heart podcast.
0:04.1	A victory light.
0:11.7	Good evening, ladies, gentlemen.
0:13.1	This is breaking news live right now.
0:15.4	I am Kevin Bin, live from Lombonadoosso News Network.
0:19.1	We are here in front of the White House lawn where there appears to be a large, unidentified aircraft, possibly a spacecraft, making landfall on the White House lawn.
0:33.3	We don't know what's going on.
0:35.1	We're maintaining a safe distance.
0:36.8	When we have visual confirmation that this is a UFO, an unidentified flying object, making landfill right now on the White House lawn. It appears that there is a shaft opening and someone is emerging.
0:54.8	Let's go to the...
0:56.2	Let's go to the microphones and see what we can pick up here.
1:00.0	Greetings, humans of this planet.
1:03.8	I am Glorpo Gorsorpensstein from the planet Bautomus Prime.
1:10.0	And today we are here
1:11.4	to give you an urgent message
1:14.2	about the fate of your system.
1:17.6	It is not long for this universe
1:19.5	and thus, because we are
1:21.9	an empathetic race of aliens,
1:25.2	we have come to save
1:26.5	those who need saving the most. And thus, we have come to save those who need saving the most.
1:29.7	And thus, we have decided to start with women and children, but before that, the gaze.
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