Episode 92: The Battle of the Sexy Fart!!??

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.9 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 2 April 2019

⏱️ 95 minutes

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Summary

That's the title of the episode if your initials are C.T. and you were born on the 15th day of the month, anyway. For all other combinations, well, you're just gonna have to listen up as Mike and JF rake gourd privilege over the colds and get disinvited to several weddings. And there are Kickstarters on here as well. And for exclusive entry to The TomCat Club, check out patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. For about 5 doll hairs a month you can get hours upon hours of dumb guys breathing into the microphone. Music for YKS is courtesy of our friends Lydia Burrell, Craig Dickman, and Mark Brendle.

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0:00.0	Oh no they hit another YKS.
0:04.3	Look out here comes another YKS.
0:06.7	Time to find out why YKS.
0:09.1	Sit down and listen to the mic and JF.
0:11.3	Oh no, they get another YKS. Now you got to hear another YKS. Time to find out why YKS. Put your
0:18.4	headphones on it's YKS. Michael, Jessica, listen. My fiance wanted to invite you to our wedding, but I said you all would drink all of our booze. So I hope you enjoy the
0:38.3	invite that will come two weeks later. we only love Jessica, aka me, I only love Michael and Pickles.
0:50.0	Bye.
0:52.0	Okay. Bye. Okay, so, first of all, welcome to YKS.
0:58.0	let's get this out of the way.
1:00.0	You're supposed to say what the name of the show is at the beginning of the program.
1:04.0	This is the YKS program, Welcome to it.
1:08.0	You've got, you've got JF here, okay?
1:12.0	You know, all your favorite guys in this one JF calm cool
1:17.8	collected JF you have Mike yeah the wild card You've got King Kong, and he's here. And King Kong Bundy as well, and they're pissed if you get him confused. So don't do that. That's going to be a problem.
1:31.0	He died, Jaff.
1:33.0	Well, I don't like to say which wrestlers have died because in the past I've been wrong and then I get raked
1:38.6	over the coals.
1:40.6	Yeah.
1:41.6	So... Those goddamn things are hot the coals. Yeah, and it's weird because I was thought they've been I thought they were called colds.
1:50.0	Yeah, that's a common misconception I think when people are, hey, Stoke the colds, would you?
1:58.0	And the guy's coming back, you know, he's covered in ice.
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