Episode 92: Pitching Tents

Slop Quest

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.9 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 1 May 2017

⏱️ 111 minutes

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Summary

On this stimulating episode, we take a lot of people to task. To start, Danish discusses a new trend of homeless people pitching tents and details a crime he witnessed at the grocery store (twice...same guy, two different times). Then, it's a sad story of a huge rabbit being taken way too soon. Would it have made it to World Record size? We'll never know. Then, it's on to a pervert on a bike who caused havoc in Spokane. It's a whipping post heavy show, because after that beauty, we discuss two "parents" who used/abused their kids to garner youtube views. It's not all serious all the time on D+O this week; next up, we have "hot takes" on Guy Fieri's appearance on "Hot Ones". We haven't gone this hard on Fieri in a while. Savor the flavor(town). To end the show, I read a "to-do" list that was left for a babysitter that really makes O'Neill laugh. Shingpie to you and yours. Pop Sugar 4 life!

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0:00.0	Danish and O'Neill.
0:07.0	Yeah, I was so near so I can tell you how they both feel.
0:27.0	It's a free podcast so it's a fucking good deal
0:33.0	they're calling Danish.
0:37.0	Danish
0:38.0	Denny shlonial.
0:42.0	Danish shanlonial. Danish shanloni. Gated Shadow Hill, Shannonee.
0:45.0	Gated Shannonee.
0:48.0	Gated Shannonee.
0:49.0	Gated Shannon Neil.
0:53.4	Shannon.
0:56.4	Gated Shannon Neil.
0:57.3	Gated Shannon Neil. Yes, how do you say shimp I mean, like, you know, it means,
1:09.0	Yes, how do you say shimp, I mean, like, you know, it means... It means Danish and O'Neill are back.
1:15.0	What's that pumping on your speakers, ladies and gentlemen?
1:20.0	That's right.
1:21.0	It's real deal, O'Neill and definitely Danish.
1:23.4	We're here everybody good news. We sold rights to the Danish and O'Neill theme's intro theme song to
1:30.4	karaoke bars across the country you can now sing along to Danish
1:35.0	show with your favorite podcast intro song you can sing along to it
1:39.3	karaoke bars and video it while you do it. We've already made four million dollars. Yeah, so yeah people love it. That's cool. This is our last show
1:48.8	It's cool that we're now rich. We're retiring in Mexico. Did you know that the Philippines also use the
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