Episode 92 - No. 1 In Heaven (3/20/17)

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4.6 • 9.1K Ratings

🗓️ 21 March 2017

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

For our special One Year Chapoversary, we take a look back on some of the most memorable moments on the show and reveal some never-before-heard clips like when Virgil committed a crime on tape and an extended cut of a "lost interview." We also talk about about our week in Pittsburgh, the City of Angels. See you here again in another year, maybe.

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0:00.0	Bip boop boop boop boop
0:02.0	ringing ringing.
0:04.0	uh...
0:05.0	uh...
0:06.0	uh... uh... hello is this is this cardholder uh... mister Paul giamotti
0:11.6	yeah hold on yeah Just take it off like, it's a proof of life. If I talk, I'm sorry, I had a gag in my mouth and I was just, uh, I was just being sexually humiliated.
0:25.0	Mr. Giamotti, this is American Express.
0:28.0	Who's calling, please?
0:30.0	This is American Express.
0:32.0	We're calling about some suspicious charges on your account.
0:35.0	Out there, that's very valid because I have been in a, as I said, sexually compromised position.
0:41.0	I've been hog-t the last at least 12 hours.
0:45.8	This uh... Domitrix has had full access to all my finances.
0:49.1	Mr. Giamotti, uh, there is a charge for $10,000 on your American Express card for a company called Big Natural.com.
0:59.0	$10,000.
1:02.0	Mr Giamotti, in order for us to cancel the charge on your account, I need to ask you.
1:08.0	No, don't cancel the charge unless she tells me to do you.
1:11.0	Mr. Gee, in order to make this transaction go through,
1:14.9	I need you to say on the phone now,
1:17.0	this call is being recorded,
1:18.6	do you prefer big naturals?
1:21.0	Oh, I'm all the sheep.
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