Oh ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Ross in Patterson Revolution!

Ross you bike gospit.com!

I want to give a shout out to Fireman.

I just went through something traumatic this morning.

Wait, not the little Wayne song from the Carter tube?

Nope, definitely not.

This is actual Fireman here.

When I hear the sound of an alarm going off inside of my house,

one of those fire alarms going off my house, I want to kill myself.

And I couldn't imagine hearing that all day long, over and over and over again.

Going into people's houses or businesses or whatever they are,

I want to end my life.

As a matter of fact, it does the opposite for me,

where I actually want to create arson.

I want to burn my own house down to get rid of that sound,

because just trying to find out which room it is.

So you're talking about our 45 minutes of your life.

You're talking about when the batteries low,

and it makes that beat thing sound.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

I don't ever want to hear that sound the rest of my life.

I don't know if Fireman here that sound.

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