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Matt.

Today is Thursday, May the 12th.

And we're doing some evergreen stories right now.

Cecil, I think it's good actually that we do evergreen stories because we've got a trend

brewing.

I know we really do.

And my dude, the trend is this.

We record on a Thursday.

We release on a Monday.

And in the gap between Thursday and Monday, the world just seismically fucking shifts every single time. We're actually in June

going to shift our recording date to Fridays. And not for any reasons that are show related,

but I was just thinking like, well, good. That gives us one less business day for catastrophe.

Yeah. Because like we're doing this like weird fucking podcast tarot card bullshit, right?

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