Episode 914: Happy Hour At The Dainty Anus.

Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith

Comedy, Society & Culture, Arts

4.9 • 629 Ratings

🗓️ 18 July 2022

⏱️ 102 minutes

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What kind of pancakes did Matt eat? Paul launches the "Improve The United States Once More" campaign. Matt has a TSA incident. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs. Nerd Trivia.

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0:00.0	On holiday, there's nothing like doing nothing.
0:03.5	As an Expedia member, you can save up to 30% when you add a hotel to your flight,
0:08.0	so you can go out there with great ambition to do absolutely nothing for less.
0:13.2	Expedia, made to travel.
0:15.6	Hey, it's Matt. I'm performing my Mind Little bit of Magic Show at Mystique in La Jolla.
0:20.3	What?
0:23.5	Yeah, just go to Mystique dining.
0:28.8	Look at the La Jolla location, seven nights from January 18th through the 24th.
0:31.1	Dinner starts at 6th, my show starts around 7-ish.
0:32.0	What dates were those?
0:34.5	And it's July 18th through the 24th.
0:35.7	Did you say January at first?
0:36.6	Oh, did I?
0:38.8	I think you might have. July 18th.
0:43.8	Should I start off? No, we got it now. All right. We fixed it. Uh, summer 35. Enter that discount code, get to 35% off your ticket at checkout. Nice.
0:50.1	Jazz tell gipperie. It's the jazzy ice cream truck drivers
0:55.0	And we'd like to thank them
0:56.5	That's what we'd like to do right now
0:58.0	Is thank the ice cream truck drivers
0:59.7	They go over to preaching fun.com
1:02.1	That's where they sign up to be
1:03.5	Ice cream truck drivers
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