Episode 910: Door Dash Stunt Driver

Cognitive Dissonance

Tom Curry

Comedy

4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 20 April 2026

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

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0:00.0	Call my wife.
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0:15.7	This episode of Cognitive Dissinance is brought to you by our patrons.
0:19.4	You fucking rock.
0:24.2	Be advised that this show is not for children, the faint of heart, or the easily offended.
0:29.8	The explicit tag is there for a reason.
0:32.1	The Recording live from Glorianoles Studios in Chicago and beyond.
0:58.0	This is cognitive dissonance.
1:01.0	Every episode would be blasts anyone who gets in our way.
1:03.0	We bring critical thinking, skepticism, and irreverence.
1:07.0	To any topic that makes the news, makes it big or makes us mad it's skeptical it's political
1:14.2	and there is no welcome at today is thursday april the 16th and uh straight a whore
1:22.1	there's been a lot there's a lot three you know you take three weeks off take three weeks off. Take three weeks off.
1:28.3	Almost four. Four weeks off of recording. I don't know how long I've been gone. You take a month off of recording and, you know, you don't even have a straight-of-horam anymore. Oh, man. You lose, this is why we can't have nice straights, you know? Are the straights doing okay? I don't think they're doing okay. I don't
1:43.1	We're going to have a straight
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