Hello again, friends, and you are our friends. And Jim Cornett likes me to stress that

each and every week. And good morning, and welcome back to another edition of Jim Cornett's

Drive Through the Happiest Drive Through. You'll be running into this week. You'll be running

into driving into driving, the hopefully driving through not running into it. You're supposed

to go sideways down the building instead of straight into it. You don't drive through the

window. You drive past the window or throw other than it's actually can put it should,

it should be a drive past instead of a drive through because you do not drive through

the window. You drive past it. So this is Jim Cornett's drive past. But please don't drive past it.

Stop and listen. Won't you? We don't know what the fuck we're doing.

By the end of this, someone may want to do a cantera through a boulder right through our drive through.

But we'll find out, but we know what we're doing. We're answering your question. No, we don't

know what we're doing. We're answering questions, but I don't know what the questions even are.

That's the premise of the program that I don't know the questions ahead of time. But I actually do know

some of them because I have some for you today. And we're making this shit up as we go along.

Ladies, I'm going to pull it in completely out of my voluminous ass because we are pre-taping

this program as when this airs, I will hopefully just have returned from a very time consuming

hardworking trip to New York City for the fine folks at Major League Wrestling MLW on B in sports,

Saturday nights, nine o'clock Eastern, we should bet. But in this case, last week, it was on Friday.

How's that for you? Because it was a special. And so I don't know what the fuck were,

if anything's happened in the last week, we don't know about it because it hadn't happened yet.

And we don't know what we're doing, but we're going to try to prevent, we're going to try to prevent you

with some programming today. We're going to try to present you with some fine programming today.

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