What shall we give to the boy in the temple?

What shall we offer the land by the sea?

Toms at his feet and both sons of Christ,

eyes for him.

Hello, good sir, David Michael.

It's Bryce Blankenagle.

You have officially finished the one small piece

of the Joseph Smith translation from the Bible that's contained in the Pricie Pearl. Congratulations,

sir. You're nearing ever closer to finishing off all the craziness contained in the Pricie

Pearl. In case you were wondering about the rest of the Bible that

Joe translated, we have it. He finished translating it with Oliver Cowdery, Sidney Rigdon,

and some others. Well, sort of. They translated Genesis and were really gung-ho about it.

Then they got bored and went on and translated the New Testament. Then they went back and

took care of the rest of the Old Testament. Of course, Joe didn't know anything about ancient Hebrew or

Greek or Aramaic to actually do any real scholarly work. He just took the English King James Bible,

read it, and made the corrections he wanted to. Like with Genesis, he just decided the english king james bible read it and made the corrections he wanted to

like with genesis he just decided to write the entire creation story from the first

person point of view and guess what he made the bible start with

verse one and it came to pass drink that the lord spake unto moses saying behold i

reveal unto you concerning this heaven and this earth

write the words which I speak I am the beginning in the end the almighty God by mine only begun

I created these things yea in the beginning I created the heaven and the earth upon which thou

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