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The Luke and Pete Show

Episode 91: Non-brewed condiments

The Luke and Pete Show

Stak Production

Society & Culture, Comedian, Conversation, Luke Moore, Funny, Top Podcast, Interview, Comedy Interviews, Jokes, Comedians, Best Podcast, Pete Donaldson, Comedy, Personal Journals

4.91.8K Ratings

🗓️ 20 August 2018

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Summary

Congratulations on your download! Your all-new Luke and Pete Show will contain the following:


White Chocolate

Chicken Shops

Fish n Chips

Sweaty Armpits

How to assemble a band for a wedding


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0:00.0

This is a passenger announcement. You can now book your train on Uber and get 10% back in credits to spend on Uber eats.

0:11.0

So you can order your own fries instead of eating everyone else's.

0:15.0

Trains, now on Uber. T's and C's apply. Check the Uber app.

0:20.0

At Speck Savers, if we said you can choose a free lens option with a pair of glasses from our 69 pound range or above, how would that sound?

0:27.0

Well, like this, very vocals to help you see near.

0:31.0

And four.

0:32.0

Reactions which darken in sunlight.

0:34.0

Oh nice, thin and light lenses.

0:38.0

Um...

0:39.0

Or ultra clear, super clean.

0:41.0

We don't have a sound for that. Let's just say they help your glasses stay cleaner for longer.

0:45.0

So you're better off with Spexavers. Offers can't be combined. Terms and conditions apply. Ask in store for details. You're not going to be. I always forget how severe and curt that click is in that Luke and Pete Shaw theme.

1:11.2

Hello it's the Luke and Pete Shaw I'm joined by Luke

1:14.3

Moer that's how the Luke and Pete Shaw operates around these burrows.

1:18.2

How are you doing? That music can only mean one thing it's time for some more Pete

1:23.7

Donaldson inspired nonsense well it could mean anything it could mean that I'm doing

1:28.0

another podcast I press the wrong button eminently possible yeah at all times

1:32.3

and when people say to me what's it like doing eminently possible at all times.

1:33.0

And when people say to me, what's it like doing the Luke and Pete show,

1:36.0

I say, and I mean this mostly in the nicest possible way,

1:40.0

it's a joy because I don't really know what's going to happen next.

1:42.0

I start every shore by going in... joy because I don't really know what's going to happen next.

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