Episode 91: Musket Box

Heartland Radio: Presented by The Pat McAfee Show

Barstool Sports

Comedy

5 • 6.3K Ratings

🗓️ 15 August 2018

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Summary

Clayton Anderson stops by the studio to share some stories from the road and play some music. The guys deliver some shouts outs while tackling this week's idiots. The crew answer a listener's "tough" question and share how they plan to change the world.

This episode features @toddmccomas, @digz, @nickmaraldo, @thejeffvibbert, @shaunlatham, @jourdynberry, and @claytonanderson. Also featured is Patrice O'Neal's bit "Typing Class." Check out his complete collection of work at www.patriceoneal.com.

Transcript

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0:00.0	It is indeed a pleasure to have this privilege to play here for you.
0:03.8	We intend to give you a very fine program, so just settle back, relax, and enjoy the moment, moment, moment.
0:12.0	Here we fucking go.
0:16.0	Welcome to Heartland Radio. I'm excited. We have a special guest in the studio.
0:20.6	I always like to be able to guest the studio, but especially this one. Everybody else is here.
0:24.0	You know everybody. Vibs is here. What's up? I'm here. Gays is here.
0:27.5	Dick Brottos here. Twin-O-Lor-Chef Sean-Late-Themps here. Jordan Berries here.
0:31.0	In the back. And with us, our favorite country artist.
0:35.4	musician. musician. handsome fuck.
0:39.3	guitar strumming. guitar strumming. hero.
0:42.8	From Southern Indiana Clayton Anderson.
0:45.9	Woo! Oh man. That's good to be back in here.
0:50.2	What's up buddy? Oh nothing just hanging out. Just being silly. Trying to survive. Trying to live.
0:54.8	Yeah. Your voice is buttery smooth. Dude you got it.
0:58.8	Somebody told me once there's like you should try to be a phone sex operator.
1:01.7	You should. Girls do that. Girls calling?
1:04.8	The real busting up ones do. Guys do. Yeah.
1:07.2	I couldn't talk to a guy like that. That could. Oh you can find girls to do it.
1:10.7	Yeah. Girls calling? Yeah. For sure.
1:14.0	Have you walked out? Have you been to Walmart?
1:16.4	There are girls. Yeah. They're desperate.
1:18.9	I just know.
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