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Coming here live from our houses in Los Angeles, California,

it's nobody listens to Paula Poundstone, your comedy field guide to life.

Tonight, writing, how do you scale the mountain of writing a novel?

How do you climb the hill of composing a short story?

How do you even trudge up the small knoll of writing a decent introduction?

Well, the one and only Garrison Keeler is on the phone to talk about the craft of writing.

Who needs the Iowa Writers Workshop when we've got the Minnesota Master?

I'm Adam Felber, the man who tries to make sure our conversational rising structure is followed

by a climax and topical resolution. And now, please welcome this show's most unreliable narrator, Paula Poundstone.

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