Episode 91 - I Guess God Hates Dirty People

Ross Patterson Revolution!

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4.9 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 30 August 2017

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Ross and Jessie bitch about Joel Osteen not opening his doors for Houston flood victims, the return of Pauley Shore, and Hillary Clinton's new book. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

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0:00.0	Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Ross!
0:07.0	Patterson Revolution! So at this very moment our hearts are with Houston.
0:27.0	Unless you're Joel Ostein.
0:31.0	Fuck that guy.
0:32.0	Everybody's hearts are with Houston except for him.
0:36.0	Except for Joel O'Stine, the fucking televangelist, who, let's clarify what he does and how much he makes per year
0:45.8	He is a fucking smiling son of a bitch on TV every day
0:50.2	Just preaching the good word
0:55.0	To people asking for a lot of donations. Sure. Makes somewhere in the neighborhood of 57 million dollars a year.
1:00.0	Has a 17,000 seat church in the in the heart of Houston that has been
1:06.2	unaffected by the flood not a not a fucking drop has gotten through those doors
1:12.2	it's elevated has gotten through those doors.
1:13.0	It's elevated.
1:15.0	A lot of people need shelter right now.
1:17.0	He's not opening his fucking doors whatsoever
1:20.0	to help out this this fucking piece of shit.
1:24.0	He shuts his mega church.
1:27.0	Yeah, shut that down and was just like, oh...
1:30.0	Just to make sure that nobody gets in there to fucking to to rub it in to really rub people's
1:37.6	Dicks in the dirt of like hey man. Sorry your entire lives are destroyed but you know what I'm just going to send up this
1:44.1	tweet to you guys that just says our heart is from Joel himself our hearts break
1:51.2	as we see the damage and destruction in our city.
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