Episode 91: How many wicks does it take to get to the center of the House of Huger? (RHOP/Shahs of Sunset)

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4.7 • 706 Ratings

🗓️ 1 September 2021

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

We're diving into the aftermath of the Ashley Darby Williamsburg Dumpster Fire Incident of 2021 and asking important questions like "do we think our husbands would be beloved or hated on tv?". We also dive into Shahs of Sunset reunion/finale and discuss how stupid everyone is, as usual.

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0:32.6	Music I can tell based on your immediate need to take out the roller that things are not looking their best and brightest for you right now.
0:53.5	No.
0:53.9	Back to school is really kicking it for you, huh?
0:56.6	Stay too.
0:57.8	And I don't know.
0:59.5	The buses are running late.
1:01.5	The schools don't have everything figured out.
1:03.9	It's a mess.
1:05.1	Everything is, the kid is not quite used to waking up that early or going to bed that early. So she is acting up.
1:12.7	How is the morning? Because I'm worried about that with my child as well. It's not pleasant.
1:17.5	So you're not doing well, bitch. Yeah, I'm not doing well, bitch. It's, it's, it's ugly. It's
1:23.2	ugly. It's especially ugly when I have to wake up really early to get the kid off to school.
1:30.5	Yeah.
1:30.9	But my husband comes to watch us something on TV, falls asleep on the couch, and then ends up coming to bed at 2 a.m.
1:39.7	And coming to bed like an elephant walking through the jungle, like making so much noise.
1:45.6	The way he came and fell into my bed yesterday, I was about ready to do bodily harm.
1:53.7	Like you don't wake me up when I'm tired and I'm deep in my sleep.
1:58.0	You don't wake me up like that bitch.
2:00.3	Yeah.
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