Episode 906 - Rachel Schaefer

Stop Podcasting Yourself

Graham Clark and Dave Shumka

Comedy

4.9 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 29 July 2025

⏱️ 107 minutes

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Summary

Comedian Rachel Schaefer returns to talk adult dodgeball, book redistribution, and Jurassic World Rebirth.

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0:00.0	Hi, he's Dave Shumka.
0:10.6	And he's Graham Clark.
0:11.9	And together we host.
0:13.3	Stop podcasting yourself.
0:15.0	Woo!
0:27.0	Hello, everybody, and welcome to episode number 906 of Stop Podcasting Yourself.
0:28.2	My name's Graham Clark.
0:36.0	With me as always as a man who we just agreed before we were recording that we're the Kings of Crop Tops of Mr. Dave Shuck.
0:37.0	Yeah, I do. It's really like... We're both wearing them right now. My worst feature, even when I'm in my best shape, it's like... Lower belly? It's a muffin top season. Man, is it ever a muffin top season? It's Muffin top season, and it's bad. Leroy Brown. Tattoo season.
0:54.6	Oh, yeah. You get to see a lot of... Here's a look I don't understand. We'll introduce our guest to the same. No, that's not. Let's just... Let's just rip? This is a solo app. Is people have one leg tattooed and then no tattoos on the other leg? I find it very unsettling. Like, I don't understand what's going on there.
0:51.5	Oh, yeah, because they've been, uh, they take it over by venom and the, whatever it's called. The symbiot. Symbiot. And then they, but they got vaccinated midway through. Uh, our guest today, returning guests to the podcast, very, very funny, comedian and somebody who will be recording an album or special way, way from now December.
1:38.8	But if you want to find out more about when she's doing that, it's Rachel Schaefer and her Instagram is Rachel E. Schaefer. Oh, no, at Rachel E. Schaefer. I've done a podcast before. Yeah, I blow it. My cruise over. Also, if you search my name on Instagram, you'll find a different account that's like checkmark verified for Rachel Schaefer, but that's not me.
2:01.0	That's my show I run with another very funny comedian, Kelsey Hamilton, but I just had to get that account verified so I could get my real account back because I got hacked like a hundred-year-old loser.
2:11.7	So please follow at Rachel E. Schaefer.
2:15.7	That's me.
2:19.3	I should get to know?
2:20.5	Yeah.
2:24.1	Tell us more about this hack.
2:27.4	Tell us about this 800-year-old loser.
2:29.8	No, 100-year-old loser.
2:31.2	You know what?
2:32.0	That was so confusing, by the way.
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