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Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

Episode 902: A Jar Full of Marbles (and guest Simon Painter).

Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith

Comedy, Society & Culture, Arts

4.9629 Ratings

🗓️ 6 June 2022

⏱️ 97 minutes

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Summary

Does Simon know how to use "The Secret" via exclusive use of posters? How do you get hired as a drummer, light a fiddle on fire. Also, Monsterella returns! Jacob tries to judge a battle of the bands. Paul remembers a cheater in drama club. Also our friends at Opening Arguments want your support for a baseball coach who might lose his job:

"So here’s what I want you to take 30 seconds to do.  I want you to send an email to the Giants.  I’ll give you those email addresses in a minute.  And I want you to say three simple things, in your own words.  Those are:

  • I stand with Gabe Kapler.
  • I applaud the Giants for backing their manager for taking a stand against gun violence, and not shutting him down; and
  • I’ll be supporting the team financially, going to more games, buying a Kapler jersey, and telling my friends to do the same.

And that’s it. I know that a lot of you feel the same way I do, and right now, our voices are being overwhelmed, drowned out by the right wing.  So if you agree with Gabe Kapler’s message, let’s let his bosses know we support him.  That’s the President of Baseball Operations, Farhan Zaidi, and the CEO, Larry Baer.  Their email addresses are [email protected] and [email protected].

That’s [email protected] and [email protected].

Thank you,

OA-"

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Transcript

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0:00.0

On holiday, there's nothing like doing nothing.

0:03.0

As an Expedia member, you can save up to 30% when you add a hotel to your flight,

0:08.0

so you can go out there with great ambition to do absolutely nothing for less.

0:13.0

Expedia, made to travel.

0:19.0

Oh yeah! Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, to the ice cream truck drivers.

0:24.3

The ice cream truck drivers that head over to Patreon.com slash hey scoops.

0:28.7

They sign up.

0:30.3

That's the word I'm trying to say.

0:31.3

They sign up over there to be an ice cream truck driver.

0:36.4

Sign up.

0:37.4

They sign up. That's all you have to do. You go truck driver. Sign up. They sign up.

0:38.9

That's all you have to do.

0:40.3

You go to patreon.com slash hay scoops, and you sign up to be an ice cream truck driver.

0:46.6

Can't remember that web address?

0:47.8

Go to preaching fun.com.

0:49.8

That's what we usually say in this spot.

0:52.2

Preaching fun.com.

0:53.8

That's where you're going to sign up to be an ice cream truck driver and save kittens.

0:58.4

Save the kittens.

0:59.9

All of them.

1:01.6

Ice cream truck driver, patreon.com slash hay scoops.

1:05.5

That's your best one yet.

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