Hey, welcome. Happy Rant.

Rant.

Hey, welcome to the Happy Rant Podcast.

I am Ted Cluck back from the Villages.

Joined in studio by Ronald J. Martin and Barnabas Piper.

Boys, it feels good to be back.

Are you free of disease?

That is the first question.

Baby, you know what, I thank you so much for asking and I am

concerned for your welfare no I know I listen yeah and the concern was well well

warranted but I made it out of there without any crazy sex parties with the old people so I'm in good shape.

Man, there's a lot of relief around the rant man because I just I don't feel like I could rest well knowing you were over there big

teeth so I'm I know I read your back and you're healthy and you're feeling good you're

ready to carry on with life baby thank you so much I couldn't rest well I

feel like that would have made for an interesting book topic however.

It would have.

Although we had some interesting book topics come out of the episode last week.

It would be not.

I feel like it was created the creative energy was so you could cut it with a knife do we wrap any of those

deals I mean are we right are we writing well I was we were waiting for Ted to to

get back from the villages so he could you know he could get his head fully in

the in the publishing game but yeah so we've

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