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The Dinner Party Download

Episode 90: Bellflower, Guillotin’s Machine, and the Cheesesteak Challenger

The Dinner Party Download

American Public Media

Society & Culture

4.6821 Ratings

🗓️ 31 March 2011

⏱️ 21 minutes

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Summary

This week: “Bellflower” filmmakers Evan Glodell and Tyler Dawson set the film-fest circuit ablaze… A Philly sandwich takes on the cheesesteak… And the tale of a most enlightened killing machine. Plus unholy laughter from bestselling author Tea Obreht and a new tune from Vetiver.

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0:00.0

Welcome to the dinner party download.

0:03.7

This is your icebreaker.

0:05.9

So here's an adaptation of a Serbian joke that I just heard.

0:09.0

This kid comes home and he finds his mom cheating on his dad, so he jumps in the closet to hide.

0:13.5

And at that instant, the dad comes home too, so the wife throws her lover in the closet with the kid.

0:18.2

And they're standing there in the dark, and the kid says to the guy, gee, it's dark in here.

0:22.6

And the guy says, yes.

0:23.6

The kid says, I have a soccer ball.

0:25.6

You want to buy it?

0:26.6

And the guy says, no.

0:27.6

The kid says, that's my dad out there.

0:29.6

The guy says, all right, how much is the ball?

0:30.6

And he goes, $200.

0:31.6

The guy buys the ball.

0:33.6

So next week, same thing. Kid ends up in the closet. The guy's in there with him.

0:39.3

The kid says, it's dark in here. And the guy says, yeah, it is. And the kid goes, I have a pair of

0:44.1

cleats. I have a player of cleated sneakers. You want to buy him? The guy goes, how much? And the kid says,

0:49.2

$1,000. The guy goes, okay. The following week, the dad wants to go out.

0:54.6

He says to the kid, let's grab your ball in your cleats.

0:57.5

Let's go play soccer.

0:58.3

And the kid goes, I don't have him.

1:00.0

And the dad says, what did you do with him?

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