Don't do it on the don't day. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't do it on the don't day. Yeah, zero zero zero. Don't make me fucks.

Do I get how many fucks do I get? Hi, kittens. Welcome to Adderall and compliments.

We are recording this podcast today on my guest very favorite day

because it's Wednesday

AKA

hump day

My guest is well, it's very exciting

Megan Granger just sold a movie this week

But what's even more exciting is she's written us a second chapter of her hump story. That's right

It's called stamos is hard for me and I'll be reading it later on so don't go anywhere

Because I think it's really exciting. I cannot wait for this. Yeah, it gets a little graphic. Oh

Well first off we are going to talk about

my least favorite show that I've said the cove would be more enjoyable to watch

Bachelor in paradise. Oh God, what a fucking mess

I just want to say that

This is a two-night this is a two-night show. This is almost four hours. You could watch the godfather

Yeah, in the amount of time it takes to watch bachelor in fucking paradise

Mm-hmm, and there's no there's no need for this to be three hours. No, I think you saw last night half of the show

It's just crabs walking across oh yeah, we could have this be

literally half an hour if we took out the

Like hour and a half of fucking crab shots of

Because they think it's hilarious to be like look there's Santa ranchers

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