A warning to our listeners. This episode contains strong language.

Previously, I'm looking for the tote family.

First of all, I am 10,000% innocent of all these preposterous charges.

I love my wife still very deeply, and it will be the hardest thing to sit there and tell everyone that it was her that did this when I was not home.

If I was there that night, this never would have happened.

From the day in New London, Connecticut, I'm Taylor Hartz.

And I'm Stens Spinella.

And this is looking for the tote family.

Turns out it was a Benadryl pudding pie.

In the last episode, we heard the first half of a 27-page letter Tony Tote wrote from

jail to his estranged father, Robert.

In that first half, Tony says he is 10,000% innocent of the crimes he is accused of committing.

He says he came home from falling asleep in his car to find the remnants of a pie on his kitchen

table. A pie, he says, had been laced with Benadryl. In this episode, you'll hear one of our producers Carlos Verhan reading the rest of the letter

I went to the bathroom downstairs to pee newly diagnosed with diabetes two that is well under

control now passing the TV that was on ESPN talking about college football,

normal as Alec and I always had some sort of sports bet. This one was about Joe Burroughs from

LSU going number one. I thought he would be, in addition to being a Heisman winner,

and he thought Jalen Hertz from Oklahoma, Alabama, due to his resume

and diversity. If I won, he had to eat a pepperoni pizza. If he won, I had to eat a seafood dish

of his choosing. Not raw, but he promised there would be a lot of tentacles. He and I were buds,

but he always competed against me. I followed the Yankees, so of course he had to be a Red Sox fan, etc.

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