Episode 9 | "Surgery Kink"
Victory Light with The Kid Mero
THE KID MERO
4.9 • 653 Ratings
🗓️ 1 December 2023
⏱️ 51 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This is an IHeart podcast. |
| 0:04.5 | Adventure should never come with a pause button. |
| 0:07.1 | Remember Movie Pass? |
| 0:08.4 | All the movies you wanted for just nine bucks? |
| 0:11.1 | I'm Bridget Todd, host of There Are No Girls on the Internet. |
| 0:13.9 | And this season, I'm digging into the tech stories we weren't told. |
| 0:17.4 | Starting with Stacey Spikes, the black founder of Movie Pass who got pushed out of the company he built. Everybody's trying to knock you down and it's not going to work and no one's going to like it. And then boom, it's everywhere. And that was that moment. Listen to there are no girls on the internet on the IHurt Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcast. We wasn't even close to closing, bro. It was like 1 o'clock in the afternoon, |
| 0:38.7 | and we just started smashing snap with an 99 apples, dog. Oh my God. Just like making drinks in the shit, but then not rinsing the blender and then making other people's drinks with the fucking shit. Like making a fracino in the same blend that we just made like a 99 apple, like, smoothie. If you or a loved one were personally victimized by the Kid Mero during his tenure at the Starbucks inside the Barnes & Noble on 77th Street and Broadway in New York City, between the years of 2006 and 2008, you may be eligible for financial compensation. |
| 1:09.0 | The Kid Morrow served me a chai latte and I had an aneurysm in my penis. |
| 1:13.7 | I suffered pain. |
| 1:15.4 | I needed law. |
| 1:17.8 | Victims have suffered anywhere from moderate to severe ulcerative colitis or gynaeclumastia, |
| 1:23.0 | a condition in which boys develop female breasts. |
| 1:25.7 | If you or anyone you know have been victimized by this, call 1-809 SMD-F-TB-1. |
| 1:32.3 | I went into Barnes & Nobles to get a Bible for my grandmother. |
| 1:35.3 | She wandered off to Starbucks and came back with arthritis. |
| 1:39.3 | And a plastic cock. I don't even know where she found it. |
| 1:42.3 | I suffered pain and I need law. |
| 1:45.0 | It is our responsibility at Lambetotto Brothers Injury Law Firm |
| 1:51.0 | to hold these people and entities accountable for their crimes against the public. |
| 1:55.0 | I went to the Starbucks to get myself a nice Americano. |
| 1:58.0 | When I walked out, I had six nipples. That's not acceptable in my family of Italians. |
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