I have got some ghost stories for you.

I come home from the gym and the chairs are all stacked upside down.

Like a very intricate stack.

There was a werewolf on our porch swing, holding one of our kittens.

The pen was all busted open and there is blood everywhere.

There's like somebody standing in the middle of bed with their finger pushing straight up on the canopy,

like a tent pole.

But there's nothing there.

And I lay in bed like a little kid,

I pulled the covers up over my eyes.

This little boy told paranormal investigators.

Apparently my grandfather came back from the dead

to harass a toddler.

So that is my ghost story.

Hi, and welcome to Honadayf, the podcast of real music.

No.

Real music!

It says play music, question, bar.

That's so funny.

Oh, the podcast.

I thought you were flashing back to your radio days.

Oh, God.

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