Episode 9: Rednecks

The Brighter Side

The Last Podcast Network

Amber Nelson, Last Podcast Network, Leisure, Comedy, Ed Larson, Society & Culture

4.7 • 636 Ratings

🗓️ 5 May 2015

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

Good ole boys, rednecks, trashy gentlemen, honkies, and crackers. Sure they're stupid and aggravating but boy oh boy are they fun to watch hurt themselves. This week Amber, Ed, and Seena talk about rednecks with photographer to the stars Mindy Tucker and New Orleans' own Sean Patton.

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0:00.0	We got to keep on the right side.
0:05.0	You got to keep on the right side.
0:09.0	I spend my paycheck off my blue boots.
0:14.0	That's okay and now I've got to be able to be able.
0:18.0	All of the right side. You got to keep all on the bright side
0:21.3	We gotta keep all on the bright side
0:25.1	How you all doing?
0:28.9	You got you fix it and get good
0:30.6	You fix and get better?
0:32.0	Yeah
0:32.3	You want to drink some bears?
0:33.8	Yeah
0:34.1	You want to go down in the mud
0:35.7	And go butt sitting in the mud? Yeah You want to go run down the tube in the river? Yeah. Go yell at some gaiters. Yeah. That's right because we rednecks. We like having good time. We don't give a fuck who it bothers. What's up? This is the brighter side. We're talking about rednecks today. And you know what?
0:54.5	They get a lot of shit.
0:55.9	And sure, they're animals and they suck and they smell bad.
0:59.5	But God damn it, they're a fucking blast.
1:02.0	It's America.
1:03.5	Soldiers are overseas fighting for our right-teet.
1:07.4	Hot dogs that are raw in a tree stand making fun of black people. Absolutely. Yeah.
1:13.8	We're the brighter side. I'm Ed Larson. That's Amber Nelson. With us is a very special Southern
1:19.0	boy. Mr. Sean Patton. How you doing? Hallelujah. Hallelujah. Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ. Praise the Lord.
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