5 • 757 Ratings
🗓️ 4 December 2012
⏱️ 37 minutes
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0:00.0 | I was hanging out with a friend of mine in Indianapolis, and he asked me if I would drive him to the local Quikkimart so that he could buy a lottery ticket. |
0:22.6 | I've never played the lottery but I don't care if anybody else wants to, so. |
0:26.6 | We jumped in the car and we drove down and right about the time I was about to get out of the car as we pulled into the Quiky Mart, |
0:32.6 | riding the storm out came on the radio. |
0:35.6 | And this guy's the biggest REO Speedwagon fan that you'd ever |
0:39.5 | met, really big fan. And I'm about to turn off the car and he says, no, no wait, let's listen to it. |
0:45.1 | So we sat there for a while listening to riding the storm out while he's playing air guitar. |
0:51.5 | Somewhere along the line, I saw a guy pull up next to us and he got out of the car |
0:56.0 | and went inside. Right about the time Gary Rich Raff was playing his eighth or ninth guitar solo, |
1:02.0 | this thing finally winded down and we got out of the car and walked in. So as we walked in, |
1:08.0 | the woman behind the counter had a big smile on her face, and she says, |
1:11.5 | you should have been here. |
1:12.7 | The guy that came in just before you guys won $5,000 on a scratch-off ticket. |
1:18.3 | And then my buddy just stood there with his jaw open, and he couldn't believe that he'd actually |
1:23.2 | sat outside and listened to riding the storm out. |
1:27.4 | He played air guitar to it instead of buying a |
1:30.0 | $5,000 lottery ticket. And this was years ago. This might have been 20 years ago, but to this day, |
1:37.2 | he hates Oreo Speedwagon. And... ...and... Hi, friends, this is Otis Gibbs, and you're listening to Thanks for Giving a Dam. |
2:12.3 | I'm in a hotel room in Texarkana, and I paid $28 for this hotel room, and you don't get much for $28 in Texarkana. And I paid $28 for this hotel room and you don't get much for $28 |
2:20.3 | in Texarkana. I'm not saying it's bad, but I left a piece of dental floss out on the counter |
2:26.3 | and a cockroach hung himself. That's how bad it is. This is a personal journal. This is an experiment. |
2:33.3 | I like to say up front that I haven't the slightest idea what I'm doing, but I decided to do it anyway. |
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