Episode 9: Kieran Kelly & St Nicholas

S'laughter: True Crime Podcast

True Crime, Comedy, News

4.5 • 981 Ratings

🗓️ 23 December 2016

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Put down your presents and unwrap nearly an hour's worth of bizarre chat with Emma and Lucy. This week we shine our fairy lights on the Underground killer and the saint of the festive season.

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0:00.0	My grandmothers is it spec savers? No chance.
0:04.0	No my daughter doesn't go to spec-savers.
0:07.0	You're having a laugh. My sister go to spec-savers.
0:10.0	Specsavers? For my mum, it's out of the question. Dad he hasn't been to
0:16.2	spexifers in years. If your loved ones can't make it into a Spexavers store
0:21.0	it's easy to arrange home visits. Our opticians are caring and highly trained.
0:27.0	To find out if your loved ones you're eligible, visit our website. The Sloza Podcast will be discussing topics. The Slaughter
0:32.8	Podcast will be discussing topics that some listeners may find disturbing.
0:37.6	If you're still with us, press one for crimes about cannibals.
0:41.2	Press two for children who killed their parents.
0:44.0	Please hold for an advisor.
0:47.0	Hi guys, it's Lucy and Emma Emma welcome to Slaughter episode 9. It's nearly Christmas.
0:57.0	It is definitely it is upon us the geese are fucking obese. We're ready. So although Christmas is coming and everyone's
1:07.6	purse strings are tight at the moment, we want more of your money. More of it, we've got none of it. We want some of your money. More of it, we've got none of it.
1:13.5	We want some of your money.
1:15.0	We want a portion of your money.
1:16.0	Not for us, but for merchandise.
1:20.0	And we're not even going to profit from that.
1:22.0	We just want everyone to be wearing our
1:24.3	faces not our real faces our cartoon faces on your breasts.
1:30.3	I want you to be drinking off my face.
1:32.4	We want you to drink out of my face. We want you to drink out of our faces, again not the real faces,
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