Episode 9: Jack in The Box Jesus

King Falls AM

Fiction

4.8 • 3.8K Ratings

🗓️ 1 September 2015

⏱️ 16 minutes

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Summary

An alleged sighting of the Lord & Savior at a downtown fast food restaurant has the residents of King Falls ready for deliverance, meanwhile Sammy & Ben try to navigate the flood waters of this revelation.

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0:00.0	You're going to be. Oh, So, Ladies and gentlemen I promise you that while it is a terrible inconvenience that our modern electronics are out. This is not the end of the world.
0:46.8	It can be a refreshing change of pace. Instead of reading on your tablet, go down to the King Falls Library and check out the real thing.
0:56.0	Instead of texting your BFF, go enjoy some pancake puppies at Roses and have a face-to-face chat.
1:05.8	This isn't as bad as it seems, and it could be a blessing in disguise. 660 on the radio dial. And this is day 13 of what has been dubbed the King Falls
1:24.7	Electrolycost. This has easily been the hardest two weeks of my professional career.
1:29.1	It has been tough, but Ben and I want to thank you and everyone out there listening for the continuing support of the show.
1:34.5	We got another doozy of a show for you tonight King Falls.
1:37.2	During hour two, we'll be interviewing Maria Chandler, manager of the King Falls Apple store, and speaking about the effects
1:44.2	to shut down his hat on business, as well as fielding your calls and talking about
1:48.0	whatever's clever this evening. I miss computers, Sammy, I miss the schedule or automated systems my alarm clock I've went through three
1:56.2	legal pads in two weeks I know buddy I would literally watch channel 13 if given the chance.
2:03.2	Wow, that's saying a lot.
2:05.2	I need my life back.
2:07.2	King Falls, how are you taking the modern electronic shutdown of 2015?
2:11.3	Are you refreshed, reliving the mid 90s or are you falling apart like our dear
2:15.2	Ben Arnold? I'd listen to Boy Ben's to have a working smartphone. I'd wear pukeshoe
2:20.0	necklaces and sell my pod collection if you give me five minutes with my email.
2:24.0	Look on the bright side, Ben.
2:25.2	You're spending all your free time down in the library and I haven't called you out on it.
2:29.2	That's calling me out on it.
2:31.0	Well, and you know, it's nice hearing the birds tweeting instead of at King Falls AM.
2:35.0	I'm not saying I don't miss it, but I'm enjoying this a little bit.
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