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Obscure with Michael Ian Black

Episode 9 - Cruising.

Obscure with Michael Ian Black

Misfit Toys

Books, Comedy, Literature, Audiobooks, Arts, Alternative Comedy

4.81.8K Ratings

🗓️ 3 August 2018

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Summary

While on a Caribbean cruise, Michael notices how whether on a big boat in the ocean, or a small town in Victorian England, little has changed for those looking for love. Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/michaelianblack See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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0:00.0

It is obscure the podcast in which I read Jude the obscure out loud and comment on it as I go.

0:12.0

Unusually, however, I am not on it I go

0:13.0

unusually however I am not speaking to you from the

0:17.2

wild of Connecticut and the Jill Schwartz Memorial Library

0:20.6

instead I am on something of a secret mission. It is my first ever journalistic assignment

0:28.5

and I speak to you now from a hidden location. Now, the reason it's a hidden location is because I'm

0:36.0

not allowed to reveal my presence to the other people that I am with. And the reason is, and I will just tell you exactly where I am

0:46.5

And exactly the circumstances for how I came to be here

0:50.8

Because by the time this podcast is aired, there will be two factors at play.

0:56.5

The first is it won't matter and the second is because nobody's listening and so it wouldn't matter.

1:02.1

Anyway. because nobody's listening and so it wouldn't matter.

1:02.8

Anyway.

1:06.2

So I find myself currently,

1:10.1

and if you listen carefully,

1:11.3

you may be able to hear evidence of this fact.

1:14.2

I find myself currently in the middle of the Caribbean steaming from St. Martin to Bermuda aboard the cruise ship Celebrity Summit.

1:30.7

Celebrity is the name of the company.

1:32.0

Summit is the name of the ship. I speak to you from Deck 7, State Room 7197, where I am ensconced. I am alone. I am on day three and a half I guess of this cruise. It is a

1:47.4

cruise I am taking alone. Which in a way is a metaphor for life in general. We are all on our cruises and we are all alone.

2:00.0

However, like me, we are also all surrounded by all kinds of different people who we

2:07.4

experience moment to moment, sometimes uncomfortably close, sometimes not close enough.

2:15.0

We experience them from our own vantage points looking out at our own Caribbean seas

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