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I'm going to go with 12th. I think it's somewhere around the 12th today. Yeah. I'll just, I'm spitballing.

I think seven plus five is still 12.

Who needs to know? Who knows? You know what? They're changing educational standards so quick around here. I'm not sure that that's going to be the case. What does Common Core say? Do you remember when that was the biggest thing? Oh, my God. Can we go back to when we were arguing about how we learn?

When Common Core was like

the thing, this is the fucking Marxist math that's going to take over the world. The people who got like fucking so butt hurt because they changed the way their kids learn math. I just want to go back to a time of Common Core and Jade Helm. That's what I want to go back Jade Helm.

That's what I want to

go back to

FEMA camps.

I want to go back

there's so many

like little, like hilarious moments in our history that we were just like, God, that's so stupid. And then you're like, do you come up to today? And you look at the news and you think, how did we get here?

Yeah.

So innocent.

It was such an innocent time, Cecil.

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