Episode 895: What? A Show?

Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith

Comedy, Society & Culture, Arts

4.9 • 629 Ratings

🗓️ 12 May 2022

⏱️ 100 minutes

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Fool Us fog prevented Matt from knowing what day it was and now this podcast is coming to you later in the day than it should. APOLOGIES!

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0:00.0	The following people are ice cream truck drivers.
0:06.8	That means that they, personally, spread the blood of livestock on door mantles so that the good Lord would pass over those homes and not murder their children.
0:20.1	That's right.
0:20.9	Those people are Blue Line Scoop.
0:23.1	Christine Ellsessor, Christy Salinas, Bad Pirate Scoop, and Daniel Lozer.
0:28.0	If you want to be an ice cream truck driver, and I hope you do, head over to
0:32.7	preaching fun.com.
0:34.5	Preachingfund.com.
0:35.9	That's where you and you alone can sign up to be an ice cream
0:40.2	truck driver. Listen, it's just you and me. I'm only speaking to you now. Go over to preaching
0:47.3	fun.com. Sign up to be an ice cream truck driver. And I guarantee this is me talking to you.
0:55.1	You will get laid today.
0:57.8	Jacob, who are you talking to?
0:58.8	No, not you.
0:59.8	Oh, not you?
1:01.0	I'm talking to you.
1:02.8	That's who I'm talking to.
1:04.5	Creachyfund.com.
1:05.8	Sign up to be an ice cream truck driver.
1:07.9	Somebody will fuck you.
1:09.6	Today.
1:10.8	It's a weird. It's an odd one. How's that? truck driver, somebody will fuck you. Jesus.
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