Episode 891: Slappin Cactus.

Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith

Comedy, Society & Culture, Arts

4.9 • 629 Ratings

🗓️ 28 April 2022

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Summary

Wayne Gio, Brogan Hastings, Lady K, and OG Scoop Andy Cheek all in town for Scoopfest, stop by the churn. Did Paul slap a cactus? Is Brogan getting married? Has Wayne ever been on a date? Scoop mail and Jock Vs. Nerd.

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0:00.0	Oh, hell yeah.
0:07.0	It's time to thank those ice cream truck drivers.
0:10.0	Thank you ice cream truck drivers.
0:12.0	These are the people who bring the motherfucking ice cream to all you motherfuckers out there.
0:16.0	The ice cream truck drivers that I have to think today, that's John Mattingly, Jonathan, Joshua Bartels, Matthew O'Sullivan, and Malia.
0:25.1	If you want to be an ice cream truck driver, and trust me, you do, because they pull down some tail.
0:32.6	You're going to want to head over to preaching fun.com.
0:35.4	Preaching fun.com, you sign up to be an ice cream truck driver.
0:39.0	Guaranteed.
0:40.7	You get some tail.
0:42.3	That's just how that works.
0:43.7	Science, baby.
0:45.1	Science.
0:46.5	Preachingfund.com, sign up to be an ice cream truck driver.
0:49.0	I picture you're in like a 70s radio booth right now.
0:53.6	Pull him down that tail.
0:55.4	Like shag carpet.
0:57.5	Some lava lamps.
0:59.1	That is the side of a van.
1:01.8	Pulling tail.
1:03.9	In my mind, I was usually like, at first I was like, oh, like ice cream truck drivers.
1:08.8	They get all the ladies.
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