Episode 891 - Justin Bieber's Super Straight Dad

Ross Patterson Revolution!

Tetherball Academy Media

News, Comedy, Society & Culture, Entertainment News

5 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 8 June 2023

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

Witches were spotted on a trail cam in Canada eating a dead dear, Justin Bieber’s dad is in trouble for making a joke about Pride Month, and a woman kept insisting to police officers that she wasn’t hiding drugs in her vagina but rather was simply “adjusting her coochie lips”.

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0:00.0	Oh, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Ross,
0:10.0	new Patterson Revolution!
0:16.0	Ross, you by GhostBet.com!
0:23.0	Oh, welcome to the show, J.B.
0:27.0	Hello Friday, we back, baby!
0:32.0	Oh, we're back.
0:34.0	I just, I don't know what to think of this news, though,
0:36.0	that just came across Taylor Swift.
0:39.0	They broke up.
0:41.0	They weren't ever together.
0:43.0	They were in love.
0:44.0	Okay, she said this was the happiest she's ever been
0:47.0	in her entire life.
0:49.0	How many times has she said that, Jesse?
0:51.0	Probably never.
0:53.0	Right?
0:55.0	Yeah, no, she doesn't really come out and say anything.
1:00.0	She just kind of fishes everybody.
1:05.0	She just...
1:06.0	No, the other night...
1:07.0	No, every single thing she does is a calculated move.
1:10.0	There's not a real solar heart in the body.
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