Episode 89: A CLASH OF KINGS, TYRION IV: "Hat Trick"

Not A Podcast ASOIAF Re-Read Podcast

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🗓️ 25 November 2019

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Hello and welcome back to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire one chapter a week! In this episode, Tyrion’s just gonna need you to sign this NDA. Boilerplate, nothing to it, he swears. Would he lie to you? This week, we: - Talk about visual adaptation and what we see when we read ASOIAF. - Laugh at Pycelle and how he sucks and how Tyrion bowls over him - Accuse Tyrion of complicity of war crimes as he shrugs his father's war crimes off - Say Good Day to Cersei as she comes in warm our hearts - Watch as Littlefinger and Tyrion fuck with each other - Listen in on Varys and Tyrion's attempt to manipulate each other - Argue that Game of Thrones, Season 2's version of this scene was better. Next week, Sansa II where we...stay right here in King’s Landing for Sansa II, in which two drunk not-knights take out their issues on her. Sigh. Our patreon: www.patreon.com/NotACastASOIAF Our twitter: twitter.com/NotACastASOIAF Our facebook: www.facebook.com/groups/289889118235797/ Our youtube page: www.youtube.com/channel/UCmmDfPdG…iew_as=subscriber Emmett's twitter: twitter.com/PoorQuentyn Jeff's twitter: twitter.com/BryndenBFish

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to the Nodcast, podcast, the one true chapter by chapter podcast going through a song of ice and fire one chapter week.
0:27.9	I'm your host, Jeff, better known as Better Be Fish.
0:30.6	And I'm your other host Emmett, better known as Poor Quentin.
0:33.5	And welcome to the 89th episode of The Nauticast titled Hat Trick, an analysis of a Clash of King's Tyrion 4 in which Tyrion's just going to need you to sign this NDA.
0:42.6	Boy, they played really nothing to it. He swears, would Tyrion lie to you?
0:46.2	I threw a sports reference in there for you, Jeff. I thought that was like an olive branch, like a bone to a dog.
0:52.4	It's like catnip, man. It was like catnit for me. An even better comparison.
0:55.7	But yeah, all these early Tyrion chapters obviously are glorious, but we were looking
0:58.8	forward to this one.
0:59.7	Maybe everyone doesn't enjoy the early brand chapters in the Clash of Kings as much as we do,
1:03.5	or the Team Dragonstone stuff, but I think we can all agree that Tyrion 4 is a masterpiece.
1:07.4	Am I right?
1:07.9	Tyrion 4 is a total masterpiece. Am I right? Tyrion 4 is a total masterpiece. I mean, obviously, if you look at my name here
1:12.0	on the live cast brand greater than signed Tyrion, so all the people who are saying that...
1:16.2	Letting the freak flag fly, as always, sir. As I always do here on the internet, on the online,
1:20.5	on the YouTube.com. Yes. So Tyrion 4 is a great chapter. Of course, I prefer brand two to
1:25.7	Tyrion 4. Nothing wrong with Tyrion 4, but
1:28.0	this chapter is absolutely great, but it's only overshadowed slightly by Brandt too,
1:32.0	which is just awesome, awesome, awesome, awesome. Acceptable opinion. I appreciate that. So, as always,
1:38.7	this episode is brought to you by our small council, our hand of the king, Wolfman, Zach, Grand Master Timbob, Lord Commander of the Kingsguard, Mark N,
1:45.6	Lord Travis, Master of Shipson, Ward of the Waves, Sir Keith J, Master of Whisperors, Lord Philip
1:50.2	the Merciful, Master of Laws, Jancy O, Lady Commander of the Knights Watch, Lord Jean, Master of
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