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go to patreon.com slash it's just banter. It's only $5 a month to subscribe. So I'd like to open today's show with some self-accountability. Okay. A correction from yesterday. I didn't have this pointed out to me by anyone. I don't know why. I feel the need to note that. This is just, I had something ringing in my head where I was like, you know, I'd like to know more about

that. And then I looked up and I realized forlornly that, in fact, I had given you bad info.

It was a parody account that said that Jody Foster had said that she was somewhat impressed. I don't care.

I don't care. Yeah, I just like the imagining. Because really that's, whatever I saw the thing,

I was like, I was just imagining Jody Foster. Like, you know, I'm sure she was somewhat mortified,

but there's a lot of emotions going on, and one of them must have been. Pretty impressive.

You know?

Yeah, and, you know, it's not that much of a reach to imagine that Jody Foster, a member of the liberal Hollywood elite, wanted Ronald Reagan out of office.

She might not have expounded too much on the means by which she thought that that should be accomplished, but I don't have

hard time seeing that at all. Yeah. Anything? Yeah, I don't, I don't even, when somebody tells me something's a parody account now, like, I was fucking crushed when you told me the Guidestones thing was fake. Yeah, I know. I'm just tired of all this. It doesn't matter. It's right. It doesn't matter. just

tell me

tell me what I want to hear

possible that they're

infinite parallel all this. It doesn't matter. It's right. It doesn't matter. Just, just, tell me, tell me what I want to hear.

It's possible that there are infinite parallel universes, then there is one in which the

guidestones were built on top of 1700 old quailudes. Yeah, there's no doubt. There's an

alternate universe where Josh Smith says LeBron couldn't have played in my era.

You know, I believe they were drafted the same.

They were drafted the same year, I think.

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